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What Do You Do All Day???

May 19, 2008 //  Leave a Comment

human-touch-massage-chairEvery now and then this does the rounds and its always good for a smile.
And remember sometimes you just have to sit back put your feet up and live in the moment. And what could be better to relax in than the The Human Touch Massage Chair.

So here it is:–

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the hall, he found the coat hanger been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, and the fridge door was wide open.

Dog food was spilled all over the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’

‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply.

She answered,  ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

Category: Featured, HumourTag: human touch massage chair, Humour, what do you do all day

The Kransky Sisters – Overload

October 27, 2007 //  Leave a Comment

These sisters are absolute classics. Here is a clip from youtube from when they appeared on the ABC’s program Sideshow.

This is hell funny.

Category: Humour, VideoTag: Humour, overload by the kransky sisters, The Kransky sisters

Celibacy, Imposed or by Choice

April 27, 2007 //  Leave a Comment

There are many aspects of human sexuality that are very puzzling. Take celibacy for instance.This can be a conscious choice made in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

Robert and Sarah were attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend. The instructor declared that: “It is essential that husbands and wives know about the things that are important to each other.”

The instructor addressed the men. “Can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?”

Robert leaned over, touched Sarah’s arm gently and whispered, “Self raising, isn’t it?”

Thus began Robert’s life of celibacy…..

Category: HumourTag: celibacy imposed or by choice, Humor, Humour

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