My Offbeat World

Some Offbeat Health Advice for Women

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Do you suffer from feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc   

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.   

It can help ease you out of shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.   

You will notice benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent   you from living the life you want to live.    

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.    

Stop hiding and start living!    

Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. 

  • Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it 
  • However, women who wouldn’t mind  being becoming pregnant and nursing are encouraged to try  it.. 

 Side effects may include… 

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,  incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss  of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of  grandeur, table dancing,  headache,  dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play  all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and Naked  Twister. 

 WARNINGS: 

  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when  you are not  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and  over again that you love them  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can  sing 
  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse  enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without  spitting 
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher,  smarter,  faster and better looking than most  people 

 Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit! 

 Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir…

The Passing of a Thriller legend – Michael Jackson 1958 -2009

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The Essential Michael Jackson I am stunned, just like every other person on this planet, at the news of Michael Jackson’s death.

Having been a total fan of Michael Jackson since the beginning I, like millions of others have always thought he was the most talented musician and dancer ever.

I have to admit that I preferred his look when he was younger, before the days he became referred to as Wacko Jacko and took to hiding behind masks and having so much plastic surgery.

Such a troubled young man.  So sad to see him gone.

I don’t need to document his life’s journey, I just want to pay tribute to his talent.

I love the music on the album The Essential Michael Jackson and of course the legendary Thriller dvd.

Where Have all the Frogs Gone?

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Face to Face with Frogs by Mark MoffettSounds like the name of a song but it’s quite a serious business in the Northern parts of Australia.

We all reminisce about the many different species of cute frogs that once were found in abundance in this great land of ours, but now many of them have disappeared because of the introduction of the cane toad.

In 1935, in their infinite wisdom, the government of the day introduced 102 the cane toad to combat the grey backed cane beetle and the Frenchie beetle.

The cane toad proved to be ineffective for this task as the cane toads cannot jump very high so were unable to reach the upper stalks of the sugar cane and couldn’t reach the beetles higher up.

There was an insecticide produced 5 years later and the cane toads were left to do what cane toads do best and that was reproduce, within 6 months there were tens of thousands of these pests. They have spread across Queensland and into the Northern Territory and have now been found in Northern New South Wales.

A female cane toad can lay between 8000 and 30000 eggs at a time (anytime). Most native Australian frogs lay between 1000 and 2000 eggs per year. So our native frogs didn’t stand a chance against these ghastly predators.

The cane toad has no known predators and pets are at risk because of the toxins within the skin of the toads.

This is just another example of Governments not undertaking enough research into the kinds of pests they introduce simply to appease one or other vocal lobby groups, in this case the Sugar Industry.