My Offbeat World

Some Offbeat Health Advice for Women

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Do you suffer from feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc   

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.   

It can help ease you out of shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.   

You will notice benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent   you from living the life you want to live.    

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.    

Stop hiding and start living!    

Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. 

  • Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it 
  • However, women who wouldn’t mind  being becoming pregnant and nursing are encouraged to try  it.. 

 Side effects may include… 

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,  incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss  of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of  grandeur, table dancing,  headache,  dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play  all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and Naked  Twister. 

 WARNINGS: 

  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when  you are not  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and  over again that you love them  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can  sing 
  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse  enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without  spitting 
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher,  smarter,  faster and better looking than most  people 

 Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit! 

 Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir…

Leave Our Food Alone – Health Ministers

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It never fails to amaze me how our politicians and in particular our Health Ministers feel they have the right to determine what additives they can put in our water and food.

I stumbled across a news article where the Health ministers are to discuss a controversial plan to put folic acid in bread to stem spinal defects.

Thank god that there are bakers and nutritionists out there fighting the mandatory fortification plan being led by the trans-Tasman regulator Food Standards Australia New Zealand (FSANZ).

The scheme will require the vitamin to be added to all bread-making flour to reduce spinal bifida and other crippling defects in babies. While this may sound commendable, why is it considered necessary to medicate the whole population and why should we all be subjected to having yet more additives put into our food.

Surely “mass-medicating” is uneconomical and unnecessary.

A spokesman for manufacturer Goodman Fielder said, “It is like saying that crash helmets save lives so everyone has to wear one, whether you are riding a motorcycle or not, even if you are just walking down the street.”

The Australia and New Zealand Food Regulation Ministerial Council made up of state and federal health ministers form both countries will meet in Brisbane to discuss the implications of fortification, and is not expected to make a decision until July.
Enough is enough, our food is already over processed and has so many additives put into it.

Professional Wrestling in the ACT

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If you live in the ACT or surrounding districts and are interested in professional wrestling then you will be delighted to know that the Slam Masters Wrestling Academy is available to meet all your training needs.

The centre opened in January 2006 and the trainers have over 30 years of experience between them, so that’s a lot of expertise to call on.

So if you are fit, healthy and have an interest in professional wrestling then why not come along to Slam Masters to receive the best training and advice. There is a minimum age limit, you must be 16 old to join.

So why not join up now with Slam Masters to kickstart your professional wrestling career. Check out the Main Event Wrestling website for more details.

Main Event Wrestling is the website to visit if you want to find out about all the up and coming wrestling events around the district.