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Respect For The Elderly – Crabby Old Woman

July 29, 2008 //  Leave a Comment

Old Woman Giclee Poster Print by Balthasar DennerThis article was sent to me by a friend and I just wanted to share it.
When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near
Dundee, Scotland, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through her meager possessions, they
found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that
copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Ireland. The old lady’s sole bequest to
posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the internet:

Crabby Old Woman

What do you see, nurses………………..What do you see?
What are you thinking……When you’re looking at me?
A crabby old woman…………………………..Not very wise,
Uncertain of habit,……………………..With faraway eyes?

Who dribbles her food ……………..And makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice…….’I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice ……….The things that you do,
And forever is losing …………………..A stocking or shoe?

Who, resisting or not, ………………Lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding, ……………..The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?……… Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse,…..You’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am ……………………….As I sit here so ill,
As I do at your bidding, ………………. As I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of ten…………..With a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters…………………..Who love one another.

A young girl of sixteen ………………..With wings on her feet
Dreaming that soon now ………………… A lover she’ll meet.
A bride soon at twenty, ………………. My heart gives a leap,
Remembering the vows …………… That I promised to keep.

At twenty-five now,…………………I have young of my own,
Who need me to guide …………… And a secure happy home.
A woman of thirty,……………….. My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other…………………With ties that should last.

At forty, my young sons…………..Have grown and are gone,
But my man’s beside me…………………To see I don’t mourn
At fifty once more,……………….Babies play round my knee,
Again we know children,………………. My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me,…………………..My husband is dead,
I look at the future,………………………..I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing ……………..Young of their own,
And I think of the years………. And the love that I’ve known.

I’m now an old woman……………………. And nature is cruel;
Tis jest to make old age ………………………Look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles,………………… Grace and vigour depart,
There is now a stone………………..Where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass……………. A young girl still dwells,
And now and again,…………………. My battered heart swells.
I remember the joys,…………………….. I remember the pain,
And I’m loving and living…………………………Life over again.

I think of the years………………… All too few, gone too fast,
And accept the stark fact…………………That nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people,……………………….Open and see,
Not a crabby old woman;……….Look closer……see,…..ME!!

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within…..we will all, one day, be there, too!

Category: Featured, MusingsTag: crabby old woman, respect for the elderly

What Do You Do All Day???

May 19, 2008 //  Leave a Comment

human-touch-massage-chairEvery now and then this does the rounds and its always good for a smile.
And remember sometimes you just have to sit back put your feet up and live in the moment. And what could be better to relax in than the The Human Touch Massage Chair.

So here it is:–

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the hall, he found the coat hanger been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, and the fridge door was wide open.

Dog food was spilled all over the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’

‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply.

She answered,  ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

Category: Featured, HumourTag: human touch massage chair, Humour, what do you do all day

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