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Humour – The Old Girlfriend

May 23, 2007 //  Leave a Comment

A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and the man kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” he sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.

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  1. tom

    May 23, 2007 at 10:16 am

    LOL, that’s good!!

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