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Some Offbeat Health Advice for Women

January 5, 2012 //  by Wanda//  Leave a Comment

Do you suffer from feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc   

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.   

It can help ease you out of shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.   

You will notice benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent   you from living the life you want to live.    

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.    

Stop hiding and start living!    

Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. 

  • Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it 
  • However, women who wouldn’t mind  being becoming pregnant and nursing are encouraged to try  it.. 

 Side effects may include… 

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,  incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss  of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of  grandeur, table dancing,  headache,  dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play  all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and Naked  Twister. 

 WARNINGS: 

  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when  you are not  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and  over again that you love them  
  •  The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can  sing 
  • The consumption  of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse  enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without  spitting 
  • The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher,  smarter,  faster and better looking than most  people 

 Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit! 

 Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir…

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